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There’s a happy person behind my new washing machine.

There’s a happy person behind my new washing machine.

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Day 70: Shaking her head in denial - “No, those muddy pawprints are certainly not mine.”

Day 70: Shaking her head in denial - “No, those muddy pawprints are certainly not mine.”

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domme-chronicles:

Every time I break some crockery by accident, I think ‘What a fucking waste’. If I’d *known* I was going to break it, I’d have made a huge production of it.

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!

*THROWS PLATE AGAINST A WALL*

YEAH, YOU KNOW IT FUCKERS!

Yes, exactly! If I have to clean it up, I want to get some FUN out of it.

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troyegirls:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

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troyegirls:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

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do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

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allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

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earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

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scumplanet:

JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU

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A note from Atticus

evilsupplyco:

Have just been informed “terrifying” is not a valid political view and I am furious.

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