Every time I break some crockery by accident, I think ‘What a fucking waste’. If I’d *known* I was going to break it, I’d have made a huge production of it.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!
*THROWS PLATE AGAINST A WALL*
YEAH, YOU KNOW IT FUCKERS!
Yes, exactly! If I have to clean it up, I want to get some FUN out of it.